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United Christian Academy (UCA) is a private, interdenominational Christian school for students in Pre-K through 12th grade. Founded in 2019, United Christian Academy was merged from Christian Life Academy of Farmington, Minnesota, Bethany Academy, and Life Academy of Bloomington.
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